Fucking screw the post office we have some asshole woman who is slow as hell with these massive manicured nails filling customs for the package and she’s the only worker there and there was a huge line Jesus fucking Christ never again

stargalaxyy:

princess-fellatio:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s an app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

I AM CRYING! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t breathe omggg

im fucking choking over heRE HELP AHAHAH JFC

becca-esque:

officer grayson

Not going to lie I still get so happy when I think about my trip to Disney World a few years back and while i was waiting for my parents to order drinks I was standing a few feet away and it was near one of the face character meetups and it happened to be right when they were switching out characters so Jasmine and Aladdin walked right by me and waved and oh my god I felt like a little kid again I was just beaming with joy ahaha

art can go fuck itself cuz i don’t want to do it anymore

ticklishpunk:

has anyone ever just

museumheist:

i would just like to point out that this

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is dick and tim’s idea

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of a convincing argument.

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never stop, boys. never.

Literally the best part is just Dick throwing up his arms as he walks away oh my god you babe

comicsideblog:

daily reminder that tim drake is a fucking nerd

Plush boyfriend acquired

mlp-merch:

Look at these cute dolls of the CMC!

http://www.mlpmerch.com/2014/06/wild-rainbow-cmc-equestria-girls-dolls.html

these are actually…. kinda cute. I’m tempted to get Scoots unless it comes as a three-pack.